Live From The Common App, It's CA4!
Well,
not quite...
The new and improved version of The Common
Application, $8 million dollars and more than a year in the making, launched at
Midnight on August 1, giving entree to some 500 of your favorite college
applications, and serving as starting gate to the great college admissions
game.
And so, at 1:10 AM, your intrepid blogger
excitedly clicked on CommonApp.org, in the hope of creating a login, perusing
the application, and reporting back to the masses on the highlights, insights
and foresights of this colossus they've been calling CA4.
And create I did. Email address. Re-enter email address. [Kinda like Lather. Rinse.
Repeat.] So far, so good. Create a Password. [Now comes the fun part. You
cannot use the same Password you've had since birth, or even the one you created
for Naviance. Common App insists on a combo (minimum of 8 digits) of letters
(at least one of which must be capitalized), numbers, and "special
characters" -- %^$&$#*! You are now reduced to a glyph. The artist
formerly (and once again) known as Prince would be proud!]
Okay. At 1:20 AM I'm on a roll. Email address
and glyphified Password having been accepted, I am asked to enter my name and
address (so I can become a glyph and a Common App ID). Done!
Voila! I
receive a perfunctory email from Common App, congratulating me on my registration prowess.
1:30 AM. Eyelids heavy. Brain numb. I lay both
laptop and Common App aside, figuring I'd return later in the day to check out
the sundry changes certain to drive every student bananas. Of course, like the
fella who just has to check to see that the light went off in the fridge after
he had closed the door... Let me try to log in again, just to see.
But noooooooooooo. For reasons known only to the techies at Common App (or
maybe not), the system didn't recognize my email address and/or Password (glyph
notwithstanding). Try as I might to log in, I am stymied at every turn. Forgot your Password? No. You forgot it. I got it
right!
Finally, a reset (to my original Password, glyph
included). I was in. So, while I'm here, might as well have a look around,
right? No sooner did I attempt to navigate to the application itself, I was summarily kicked off Common App (not so much as a Goodbye or Farewell) and greeted by a message reminiscent of the dreaded blue
screen -- System temporarily down for maintenance.
Maintenance? For goodness sake. You've only been
up for two hours? Was there a spill in the Writing Section? Did the server
overload from the handful of crazies like myself who just had to have a look
see at Common App immediately after launch? Sure, we expect a few glitches, as
with anything new, but didn't you guys kick the tires and take this thing for a
test drive before rolling out the much ballyhooed CA4? Gee. The Titanic was
launched with less fanfare.
Okay. Okay. Off to bed. This can wait. After all,
no one of reasonable mind will be submitting his or her application today. Why, even many of the Common
App Supplements themselves are not ready, colleges having flubbed the deadline. [They can.
You can't!]
So, here it is, later
that same day... Wide awake. Eager to get started. Ready to take a fresh look
at the bold, the brash, the much anticipated CA4. I plug in CommonApp.org into
my trusted laptop browser and... and... and... and... A blank screen with the following
message:
We're sorry. It seems
you've encountered a part of our system that is under maintenance. We're busy
adding system enhancements, and ask that you please try this action again
later. We appreciate your patience. The
Common App Team
Enhancements? You just spent a year enhancing. Patience? Mother Teresa
wouldn’t have had this much patience. If this is the Common App version of "live," someone please call for a crash cart!
You expected miracles? Yeah, they've been talking up the new fangled Common App like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. [New meaning to the use of drones.] A new world order. Where's Rube Goldberg when we need him?
Looks like The Common Application is not quite ready for prime time. Guess $8 million
doesn't buy what it used to. As they would say in the early days of television,
when the signal was temporarily lost and you were left staring at a test
pattern: "We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand
by..."
Please stand by, indeed!
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